OH, UM … GREETINGS, TRAVELER. I SEE YOU’VE RETURNED FROM THE VALLEY OF GROCERIES. I WAS JUST TAKING A STROLL UPON THE WHITE ROAD. YOU KNOW, THE ONE THAT RUNS FROM THE KINGDOM OF FLUSHES TO THE RUGWOOD.
IT’S A VERY NEW ROAD, MAYBE YOU HAVEN’T HEARD OF IT.
I CAN SEE YOU’RE IN A HURRY. PERHAPS I’LL JUST DART OFF UNDERNEATH COUCH MOUNTAIN FOR A BIT UNTIL THE STORM IN YOUR EYES HAS PASSED.
YES. YES I THINK THAT’S BEST.
