“ME: Whats the thing that flips pancakes?
MOM: A spatula.
ME: So what do you use to like scrape a bowl?
MOM: Also called a spatula
ME: why are they both called spatulas?
MOM: We don’t question it. We just accept.”—Socially Accepted
i’m not even going to touch on the religious aspect of this article (talking about religious rights and freedom on the internet is like playing with matches in a firecracker factory: so much fun but ultimately, dangerous and really, really stupid). what i will say is this: only allowing one book to read, regardless of what that book is, is cruel and would get real old real fast. and i don’t think a prison full of bored inmates is a very good idea.